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Fiji Water is now countersuing the Fiji Water woman

Image: Stefanie Keenan / Contributor / Getty images By Jack Morse2019-02-09 23:28:17 UTC Let the lawsuits flow, like a gushing natural spring refusing to be bottled. That’s right, Fiji Water is countersuing the Fiji Water woman.  The virally famous Fiji Water woman, whose real name is Kelly Steinbach, gushed into the spotlight at the 2019 Golden Globes for her uncanny ability to photobomb celebs. But things took a turn for the weird when we learned she was suing Fiji Water. Well, it turns out the purveyor of overpriced H2O can…

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Seattle’s gone to the dogs, literally, following record snowfall

Fluffy.Image: David Ryder / getty By Jack Morse2019-02-09 20:43:45 UTC So it snowed in Seattle. Like, a lot. And wouldn’t you know it, the city’s canine residents can’t get enough.  An unusually powerful winter storm dropped over six inches on the Pacific Northwest city Feb. 9 — a “new daily record” according to the National Weather Service, which also happens to report that more snow is on the way. That hasn’t stopped Seattle’s dogs from making the most of the surprise snow day.  And, thankfully for us, their humans decided…

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A decade of dicks: How NSFW internet pics changed the world for the worse

Has Jeff Bezos’ impressive exposure of Pecker finally broken the curse of Weiner?  Oh yes, we all laugh at the double entendres in the news that the Amazon founder has accused the National Enquirer‘s owner of blackmailing him over compromising selfies. But it’s a grim gallows chuckle, because we live in the decade of the dick pic — an age where one man’s inability to keep it in his pants, and the technology that enabled him, literally changed the course of history by helping elevate Donald Trump to the White…

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